“aCcOrDiNg To ThE nFpA” – The Sticker for Firefighters Who’ve Had Enough of the Bullsh*t
Oh, you didn’t cone off the cone? Didn’t complete the Ladder-Placement Risk Mitigation Form in triplicate? Better call the NFPA police.
This sticker is for every firefighter who’s ever been told they’re doing it wrong by someone who’s never touched a hoseline. It’s the perfect middle finger—wrapped in sarcasm and sponge.
Our distorted SpongeBob (now a bonafide safety compliance officer) comes complete with a fire helmet, dead eyes, and that signature mocking tone we all know and hate. The caption? A passive-aggressive masterpiece: “aCcOrDiNg To ThE nFpA”—you know, the sacred words uttered before someone tries to cancel actual problem-solving with a binder of rules.
Slap it on your gear, your locker, your clipboard, or anywhere bureaucratic nonsense tends to creep. It’s not just a sticker—it’s therapy.
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???? Built from rugged vinyl that laughs in the face of 110°F cab temps and soggy gear bags
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???? Looks fantastic next to your “Department of Redundancy Department” patch
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???? Measures approximately “NFPA minimum recommended sarcasm exposure” in size
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???? Perfect for reminding everyone that rules are great—until they’re written by someone who’s never carried a halligan
You can’t say what you really want in the station log. But you can slap this on your clipboard.
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